“TDS! FAKE! DERANGEMENT!” NO, IT’S NOT TOURETTE’S SYNDROME, IT’S THE NEWEST BALLROOM MOTION FROM THIS ADMINISTRATION! (DOCUMENT INCLUDED)
Actually, it might well be Presidential Tourette’s, a heretofore (gotta work those cool lawyerly words in there) unknown malady with a patient population of one.
Remember the incident during the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner on Saturday (inexplicably abbreviated as WHCD, because apparently acronyms are disassociated (see what I did there?))?
Well faster than you can say “WTF – you call that security??, the crack team (and I do mean crack) at the DOJ put together a crackpot motion stridently insisting that their security failure demonstrates the need for Trump’s ballroom to be completed.
Never mind that the security failure was totally on them.
And never mind that Trump’s ballroom is only expected to seat about 1000, and there were about 2000 in attendance on Saturday.
And never mind that the WHCD *is a PRIVATE event*, and is *not* put on by *any* government entity, let alone the White House. Which means..
Never mind that the WHCD could never be held in a White House ballroom.
And never mind that the security failure was totally on them. (I know that I already said that, but it bears repeating.)
“We need a ballroom because we have inept security.”
Now, here are some choice bits from this unhinged motion which they filed (honestly, *how* these ‘lawyers’, and I use the term loosely, can not be *ashamed* to put their name to such dreck is beyond me.. unless.. oh yeah… crack team)…
It *starts* with, I mean the very first sentence:
” “The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not.” ”
Oh yeah? Well, “The President of the United States” makes it sound like a person who has the best interests of the United States at heart, which he does not.
And, “The President”, did you know that your buddy (or not) Elon Musk has registered a company in Texas whose full name, I kid you not, is “United States of America Inc”? (True story.) I don’t see you suing him.
And just between the states of Texas and Florida alone there are *54* companies with “United States of America” in their name!
But let’s move on, shall we?
The very next sentence continues (brags, really):
“In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives.”
And then, in a sentence that you almost have to hear in Trump’s voice:
“They are very bad for our Country.”
He then goes on to say that the National Trust for Historic Preservation suffers from TDS. (Trump Derangement Syndrome)
Which is about as real a thing as Antifa.
In other words only real in the heads of the people who have drunk the Kook-aid (if you don’t get that reference, see my penultimate article).
He even manages to work President Obama in there!
And it goes on for 9 pages of this nonsense.
Now, the ‘he’ to whom I refer *could* be Todd Blanche, whose name is at the bottom but who is not the lawyer (and again I use the term loosely) who signed it; or it *could* be Principal Associate Deputy Attorney General Trent McCotter, who also is not the person who signed it, or it *could* be Associate Attorney General Stanley Woodward, Jr., who *is* the person who signed it. I shall refer to them collectively as the Ballroom Bratz. (Sweet!)
But in reality you know that it had to be Trump himself who dictated parts of this – whichever meaning of the term “dictated” fits.
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