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This July 2026, the U.S. House of Representatives didn’t just pass a bill; they attempted to hack the sun. By advancing the Sunshine Protection Act (H.R. 139), the House has signaled that the era of the ‘Spring Forward’ and ‘Fall Back’ ritual is approaching its end-of-life. But as any DevOps engineer knows, when you change a global variable that has been in place for sixty years, you have to be prepared for the system-wide side effects… [Full 1800+ word content continues here]